Flannel

Not a Hipster.
A bearded guy writing in a coffee shop.

Flannel.
There's flannel involved.
Flannel not trying to be flannel.
Just flannel for the sake of New England's don't like the weather wait a minute quick change exit stage left drop the flannel.
Flannel.

A New England Guy, with a beard, wearing flannel that the rest of the Country, in a moment of rare clarity, thought to copy.

But if any New England Bearded-Not-Hipster-Person lived in Sunny California, the last thing we would wear is flannel.
The lack of trees leads to lack of air, leads to loss of brain cells, leads to out-of-place flannel.

Flannel breeds brain and beard cells.
A vast majority of the best Universities and Hospitals come from New England.
Why?
Trees.

A deep breath isn't something we do on a yoga mat.
Here take a deep breath means go outside.

We'll go Zazen some other day.
Right now, it's an outdoor chair with some trees,
In our flannel.