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# It's Really Something Else
- URL: https://www.wonderfell.org/its-really-something-else/
- Published: 2024-07-20T18:46:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-04-26T15:29:53.000Z
- Author: Wynn
- Tags: Ma, #NNH

Remove the ant-covered McDonald’s parking lot French fry from its beak, and a seagull is a soft soda pop bottle swaddled in the wings of an angel.

Where there are people there are seagulls.

Someone’s gotta clean.

### Pro-tip #1:

Should you ever lose your group of humans on an afternoon hike, look to the sky.  
Follow the squa… kyahs... And you’re sure to run into some humans.

### Pro-tip #2:

Should the gulls in a hover appear more like hang gliders in a giant synchronized goth version of Swan Lake; those are not gulls, or swans, or turkeys or vultures.

Those are Turkey Vultures.

A Turkey Vulture, despite what acceptable Science tells us, are in fact Turkeys.

A larger, darker version with a significantly larger wingspan, which grows as part of the transformation into a subspecies known as The Zombie Turkey.

Pure terror. A demonic turkey with the wings of an eagle after a swim in a pool of hot tar.

Should you see one you’ll see at least five, even feathered zombies congregate.

Thank them.

Someone’s got to clean the highway.

### Pro-tip #3:

Call the authorities. Find the nearest McDonald's (seagulls in the sky). Hold up there.

Should the self-serve soda machine lights start to flicker and the fryolator shake, you’re in the opening scene of a horror film.

Staring You.

Titled:

**That’s No Bird!**

But zombie birds alone aren’t enough to frighten you. The title needs something else… 

Perfect!

### Revised Title:

**That’s No Bird! That is Something Else...!**

No more seagulls in the sky. No more humans on the shore. You’re on your own. It’s coming for you. It’s on it’s way. What is it?

It’s Something Else.

*Really, it’s really something else.*

#### +he Ghos+

⋈Wynn⋈